“a face / from the ancient gallery”
August 31, 2006
today i got up so late i
decided to take the bus to work. a knot of people,
a white dog dim in a totebag, squint vaguely west
where the bus’ll be rolling in. a crossingguard
motions across the way: a fenced-in schoolyard. older kids
running with games or late again. chatter dins. then pipes up
a loudspeaker, megaphone. my eyes search for what my ears can’t.
laughing baritone: it intones:
the killer awoke before dawn
and i think,
music. they must have the classics on. unfazed,
the playground games continue. he put his boots on,
the pendulum swings again, and eyes at the busstop
begin to flick uneasy. he took a face
from the ancient gallery and he
walked on dooown the hall
maybe a principal. a ranter? but as if it happens every day,
they begin to line up to go inside. the voice,
smug, deft, as if quoting shakespeare. as if
for them it might as well be shakespeare. dusted off
from the shelf:
more figurine than figure.
tchotchke
August 31, 2006
i tear through the crossword
and i can tell you where i was
and in whose voice
i first heard each answer.
and
i don’t know
what’s cooler: my friend at work requiring
the spelling, or me being able to letter out
tchotchke
on the pink post-it.
reliable source
August 30, 2006
seven days of
work yet. rain and chill. there’s
on the news a shooting per day and yet
another trend:
why the same headlines? i remarked
last night, sleepily, to a constallation, freckles on
the boy’s back. i mean,
why are they always finding crack in babies’ cribs?
he may have found a reply, but i was already somewhere
between dreams and tall ships. there’s so many
gaps in reporting; shoddy, infuriating. but then
i never know to ask the right
questions
’til i see the photos after:
or i ask you.
age
August 14, 2006
…How about the 78-year-old grannysmith types you hear about who
down you with their motorcycle or off their spouse? Who
haven’t so much as batted a fly all their lives?
Shall I become a senile, psycho old bat, too?
470 years from now I’m going to drive
my large, rusted hulk of a spacecar
[through whose windshield
I'll be barely tall enough to peer from]
really slow in front of you.
[in response to melsie's post]
drosophila
August 8, 2006
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[image courtesy http://www.livescience.com/humanbiology/041013_longevity_flies.html]
Sometimes when i read one word or glance at a captioned image,
another word, as if in spoken translation, pipes up
to replace the original. Today I read an article vindicating a supposition
I’ve had, that we weaken our immunity through
overuse of antibacterials. That antibacterials essentialy don’t do
what we really want
any soap to do, which is cleanse.
The subject of the study was the ever-studied
fruit fly. The article refers to the creature as “fruit fly” down
to the captioned illustration. But then it was as if a skinny hand raised
in the back of a classroom.
“Drosophila,” it corrected.
Ah, that’s the word. Thank you
elementary school science monica.
get well Fidel
August 1, 2006
My online news perusal is dictated by my place of employment, while my newsprint perusal is dictated by how much I wish to spend, and how much paper waste I am willing to justify throwing away. So, typically, my day goes like this:
After logging into the network, the MSN homepage pops up. I click on any enticing headline, usually by the Associated Press or Reuters, and the network’s internet filter immediately intercepts the next page with the announcement that I will be able to look at “News and Media” for no more than 60 minutes per day. Knowing that time’s-a-wasting, I don’t bother seeking reliable, incisive news sources/stories. I am happy to get any news at all. For local news/shootings in my environs, I log into Philly.com which boasts the two-headed monster of both the Inquirer and The Daily News.
Today I learned that an ailing Fidel Casto has ceded power to his hermano menor (I found and read the Spanish language version on MSN), that a key figure in Inquirer/Daily News publishing has ceded power to a next-in-line, that Tastycake Co. may be moving out, and that it is very hot outside. I would deign to provide specifics about these stories, but to do that I would have to reread them. Unfortunately for me, my 60 minutes is/are up.
I am a huge fan of free newspapers. The Metro provides for great daily lunchtime reading. And, as it is a slender publication, less paper waste will end up in a city landfill.
receptionist schadenfreude
August 1, 2006
again the company’s
phone system choked. receptionist
schadenfreude
catch a breath
July 27, 2006
here it is again
form who
July 27, 2006
ok, then don’t worry about Form B.
You never heard of Form B. If you ask me I’ll say,
“Form Who?”
a lock, a poker sausage, a head
July 26, 2006
Ich liebe spam!
German spam messages in my comment section. Obscene?
Ein Schloss, Ein poker Wurst, Ein Kopf.
heheee….
press to deploy
July 14, 2006
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unauthorised exit
July 14, 2006
i duck from theatre
before picture’s end. flickers
popcorn, tears, and on…
kalender
July 12, 2006
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the year explained
i average one bitty artpiece per year. happens
in spring. maybe for a show; i wouldn’t care
otherwise. this time, i dropped a tiny plastic compass. front severed
from back, needle flew off. For it’s re-assembly, i retrofitted
the four directions in calendar fashion:
north= june
west= september
south= december
east= march
some further assembly, and an entire silver sharpie later,
i created a three-dimensional, 5″x5″-ish blueprint/model
of the turning of a year.
it progresses in a circle, counterclockwise.
while the piece itself draws favourable remarks, the logic
pinning it together (the year as a counterclockwise circle)
encourages almost universal ridicule
like a ptolemaic system
or flat-earther. i tell them, picture it
the way you observe the sun in one day:
east=morning/spring
north=noon/summer
west=evening/autumn
south=night/winter
incipit
July 12, 2006
do you wish to continue?
NJ vs BTK
July 7, 2006
don’t ask him anything
July 7, 2006
“Well…I left mine’s…
at Fabric Row…”
–street cleaner, 5th & Bainbridge
ask him anything
July 7, 2006
“You see this gentleman here? We call him
‘Mr. Movie.’”
–overheard outside Cosi, 2nd & South
plurality
May 15, 2006
NOW OPEN
Cigar,
Cigars
[shop sign, rte. 309]
modern technology
May 15, 2006
giveth;
modern technology taketh away
collapsible [lyric]
April 5, 2006
ten years
collapsible and limitless:
have nothing to say; have too much.
on the shoulder of the road
a collapsing house. the girl
who’d had so much to say.
in every window wraps a tree and every
lawn of grass. they say
that’s what killed her. slogans
like oxygen. have
nothing to say, have too much. cast
her hand in everything.
cringing
April 5, 2006
gerunds should be excised from the opening lines of poetry.
a notable exeption is, “Turning and turning in…”
if you are Yeats, you are allowed.
collapsible
April 3, 2006
i see that ten years are
collapsible and they are limitless. i stop
on the shoulder of the road to be peer
to that collapsing house. the young woman
who’d built her empire and then died. in every window
grew a tree and every lawn of grass, in the sardonic-
slogan 1990s, was painted with opinion. they say
that’s what killed her; she had too much; said too
much. she cast her likeness in everything.
byramid
March 24, 2006
a three-dimensional formation having a square base and triangular sides and composed entirely of empty beercans, which may or may not hold the sarcophagal remains of ancient egyptian pharaohs.
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barma
March 24, 2006
one’s sucess, or lack thereof, in catching a bartender’s attention for another round on a friday night.
catching the eye of said individual right away, despite the fact that he is at the other end of the bar and you are very short, may be described as “good barma.”
drunke schoen
March 24, 2006
thank you {hic!} for all the drinkies
resurgeon
March 22, 2006
opener of old wounds
explanation
March 17, 2006
stray lines: this
is how i have to say
architexture
March 16, 2006
a structure incorporating great tactile dexterity.
“guitar” intro.
March 16, 2006
my mother had a guitar, dreadnought, unwieldy, coppered over with treetrunks of steel strings. it was like a piece of furniture, since it leaned on the furniture. it had four stages of life.
small pub. typeface
March 15, 2006
“and remember, you are the resistance
to the resistance”
“biblioteque Rambo”
March 15, 2006
fashion or decor statement
uncategorical imperative
March 14, 2006
can’t Kant.
today philadelphia
March 13, 2006
today philadelphia
never.
nocturnable
March 10, 2006
able to be knighted
inventions
March 9, 2006
- fin-de-siecle phonebook
- waste-of-time-machine
- Other Noodle soup
- thrft store called: Nothing New
headline amalgam
March 8, 2006
“Romantic looks for her
Depression & obesity”
– on msn homepage
morning pentameter
March 8, 2006
i changed my socks and now
i’m late for work
explosive
March 3, 2006
director of h.r.
March 1, 2006
“i’m not married to anybody! except
for my wife”
greetingcard
February 27, 2006
without you
i am
ridiculous.
musical continent
February 22, 2006
“they probably
make their own
instruments
out of tigers
and trees.”
–b. meehan
parse/parsec
February 22, 2006
[in atomizing, analyzing, framing a light-year]
not all is
February 6, 2006
something is not/ all is not
neophobe
February 6, 2006
n. one who is in the habit of tacking ever more phobias, like donkey tails, onto one’s own ass.
melt down
February 5, 2006
and after it all has melted
where would you find me again?
–i too awake each morning
grasping for a breath
afternoon in the square
February 2, 2006
a precarious chemistry:
configurations of people
who she is and
where she is,
and whether she should
or could.
afternoon in the square,
like flies in a tangent
they alight
and scatter.
cause and effects
February 2, 2006
cause and effects
and my hand in them.
lightning,
and if i listen,
thunder.
penny royalty
January 31, 2006
she was told, seventy two hours.
they drilled two holes in the door
for her numberplate.
she swallowed a first dose. found
a robert johnson record.
and was able to expire a minute
of sunlight like nothing happened.
when a=1
January 30, 2006
a drink or a-and-a-half
neologisms
January 30, 2006
Nihilogism. see also: Vocapillary. A narrowed vocabulary or word selection. An inability or unwillingness to utilize novel or unfamiliar words.
Outre’tainment (ou. tre’ TAIN. ment) from the French outre [unconventional or bizarre. shockingly unusual] + -tainment.
Tabloid-fodder. Amusement for the masses, or lowest-common-denominator. Shock-entertainment of the Fox Network variety.
Cistern Chapel. 1. A place of worship devoid of god/believers. 2. A church whose roof leaks and is steadily filling with rain.
Vestigidecimal. Used to describe fragments of fractions. Numerical dust or remnants.
Archaeaviation. see also: Aviopteryx. The dawn of flight, esp. human attempts. Antique, cumbersome, pre-Wright-brothers-era mechanical or dirigible aviation gadgets.
broken compass
January 29, 2006
we’ll always
point at “North.”
but it won’t
be “North.”
omnivore carniverse
January 27, 2006
a fluffy display window
in the cold. i think they sold
stationery, suitcases. white quill feathers and
pseudosnow.
not where i am
January 27, 2006
not where i am is
bounding out like a dog. there’s something
animal in the wind’s flinging
of the liner from a trashcan.
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what would hello
January 27, 2006
Hello Kitty doll
I take a poll:
what would Hello
Psychopath look like?