byramid

a three-dimensional formation having a square base and triangular sides and composed entirely of empty beercans, which may or may not hold the sarcophagal remains of ancient egyptian pharaohs.

barma

one’s sucess, or lack thereof, in catching a bartender’s attention for another round on a friday night.

catching the eye of said individual right away, despite the fact that he is at the other end of the bar and you are very short, may be described as “good barma.”  

drunke schoen

thank you {hic!} for all the drinkies

resurgeon

opener of old wounds

explanation

stray lines: this

is how i have to say

architexture

a structure incorporating great tactile dexterity.

“guitar” intro.

my mother had a guitar, dreadnought, unwieldy, coppered over with treetrunks of steel strings. it was like a piece of furniture, since it leaned on the furniture. it had four stages of life.

small pub. typeface

“and remember, you are the resistance

to the resistance”

“biblioteque Rambo”

fashion or decor statement

uncategorical imperative

can’t Kant.

today philadelphia

today philadelphia

never.

nocturnable

able to be knighted

inventions

• fin-de-siecle phonebook 
• waste-of-time-machine
• Other Noodle soup
• thrft store called: Nothing New

headline amalgam

“Romantic looks for her

Depression & obesity”

– on msn homepage

morning pentameter

i changed my socks and now

i’m late for work

explosive

 

“you’re holding an

heirloom,” busstop man

pointed, moved. “the

satchel-bombs. carried

in a bag like yours. must have been

from the second world war! you pull it

out and–

–BLAM!–

throw it into the enemy

CAMP!”

director of h.r.

“i’m not married to anybody! except

for my wife”