byramid

a three-dimensional formation having a square base and triangular sides and composed entirely of empty beercans, which may or may not hold the sarcophagal remains of ancient egyptian pharaohs.

barma

one’s sucess, or lack thereof, in catching a bartender’s attention for another round on a friday night.

catching the eye of said individual right away, despite the fact that he is at the other end of the bar and you are very short, may be described as “good barma.”  

drunke schoen

thank you {hic!} for all the drinkies

resurgeon

opener of old wounds

architexture

a structure incorporating great tactile dexterity.

“biblioteque Rambo”

fashion or decor statement

uncategorical imperative

can’t Kant.

nocturnable

able to be knighted

neophobe

n. one who is in the habit of tacking ever more phobias, like donkey tails, onto one’s own ass.

neologisms

Nihilogism. see also: Vocapillary. A narrowed vocabulary or word selection. An inability or unwillingness to utilize novel or unfamiliar words.

Outre’tainment (ou. tre’ TAIN. ment) from the French outre [unconventional or bizarre. shockingly unusual] + -tainment.
Tabloid-fodder. Amusement for the masses, or lowest-common-denominator. Shock-entertainment of the Fox Network variety.

Cistern Chapel. 1. A place of worship devoid of god/believers. 2. A church whose roof leaks and is steadily filling with rain.

Vestigidecimal. Used to describe fragments of fractions. Numerical dust or remnants.

Archaeaviation. see also: Aviopteryx. The dawn of flight, esp. human attempts. Antique, cumbersome, pre-Wright-brothers-era mechanical or dirigible aviation gadgets.